Because it’s so doggone cold outside–something like -19 with windchill–I wondered if I should call in sick. Because you’ve gotta be sick (in the head) to go out when it’s this cold. But alas, a conundrum. If I went to work, it was proof that I was sick. But if I stayed home, it was proof that I wasn’t sick. So I needed some new rationale.
Now that I’m at work, I could declare myself sick, and have them send me home. But I don’t think any of this will work.
So…where’s that to-do list?
