During his response to the State of the Union address, Senator Marco Rubio paused to take a drink of water–from a Poland Spring bottle. Why is he getting water from Poland, which not too long ago was a communist country? Why isn’t he supporting American water? Are Americans not capable of producing water good enough for Senator Rubio?
Before I would ever vote for him for president, I would want a lot of related questions answered.
- Does he also eat French fries, and use Italian dressing?
- For breakfast does he eat English muffins, Danish pastries, Belgian waffles, or French toast?
- Does he drink Columbian or Irish cream coffee?
- Does his staff, working out of an office paid for with American taxpayer dollars, ever order out Chinese?
Since he’s not a white guy, and since his parents weren’t even American citizens when he was born, I’m not sure I can trust him to be a real American. In fact, he could very well be a Cuban sleeper agent.
Somewhere, I’ll bet, there is a Cuban birth certificate. I’m guessing Donald Trump is already searching for it.
