Husband: “Here’s my offer. I’ll stop beating the kids, if you’ll let me buy a new flatscreen TV for my man cave.”
Wife: “How are those two things even related? Besides, you promised–over and over and OVER–that your friend Morty would buy the TV for you.”
Husband: “I asked Morty, and he said no. So what can I do? We need to buy it ourselves.”
Wife: “So, if I write the check, you’ll stop beating the kids?”
Husband: “For now, I’ll stop. Believe me. It’s a win win.”
This is kind of how I view the President’s offer–that he’ll make a deal on DACA only if Congress makes the American people fund the border wall, which he always insisted Mexico would pay for.
