I’m torn. In the monster feud currently captivating The Big Apple, should I take the side of Donald Trump or of Rosie O’Donnell? Two fine, exemplary people of unmarred moral integrity. I just can’t choose. It’s like seeing Iraq and Iran go to war. Who do I root for?
The Donald rants at length and blasts everything about Rosie, practically salivating with disdain. Meanwhile, our favorite lesbian merely says, “Here’s my comment to him,” and makes a sour face into the camera.
Donald, take note: humor always wins. Unfortunately, The Donald can’t buy any of this commodity with his alleged billions. He’s in for a pummeling. And it’ll be fun watching.
