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Father’s Day Parody of “I Am Free”

Previously, I wrote about the version of the worship song “I am Free” that we wrote for Mother’s Day. Actually, that Tim Bauman, one of our guitarists, wrote. Well, now it’s time for the Father’s Day version, which we’ll do this coming Sunday. Once again, Tim out-did himself. And once again, I’m sure, we’ll see people smiling all across the congregation as we do this song.

Here are the lyrics Tim wrote. I hope Jon Egan, the song’s author, is okay with this.

“I Am Free”

Verse 1
Today is Father’s Day,
That’s why we sing this tune
So just relax we say
Or golf all afternoon.
Do what you like to do,
Because we love you,
It’s your day.

Chorus 1
We are free to mow (you are free to mow)
We are free to trim (you are free to trim)
We will do this all for you
’cause our love for you is true
And it’s your day.

Verse 2
We’ll take you out to lunch
How ’bout a T-bone steak?
And then to Dairy Queen
To buy an ice cream cake.
We’ll do this all for you,
Because we love you
It’s your day.

Chorus 2
We are free to mow (you are free to mow)
We are free to trim (you are free to trim)
We will do this all for you
’cause our love for you is true
And it’s your day.
It’s your day.

Ending Chorus
We are free to mow (you are free to mow)
We are free to trim (you are free to trim)
But I guess we’ll have to pass
’cause the mower’s out of gas
But it’s your day.
Yes it’s your day.

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Mother’s Day Parody of “I am Free”

The worship team was going to do “I Am Free” for the prelude, but Marsha and Terry weren’t going to be there, leaving us with only one vocalist. Hence, nobody to do the echo part on the chorus. So during our Thursday night practice, we got to playing around with the whole song. It would be Mother’s Day. How about rewrite the chorus with a motherly theme, and let the congregation do the echo?

Well, Tim Bauman took the idea, thought about it all day long as he worked at Kroger, and wrote some great lyrics. We did this in both services today, and it was big hit both times. Lots of smiles out in the congregation. And we even got applause each time. That’s always a big jolt of affirmation.

Anyway, here are the lyrics, FYI. If you’re familiar with the song “I Am Free,” you shouldn’t have any trouble fitting these words to that tune. Tim’s working on a Father’s Day version.

“It’s Your Day”

Verse 1
Today is mothers day
That’s why this song we sing
Put the remote away
We’ll even cook and clean
We’ll do this all for you
Because we love you
It’s your day

Chorus
We are free to cook
(You are free to cook)
We are free to clean
(You are free to clean)
We will do this all for you
’cause our love for you is true
And it’s your day
It’s your day

Verse 2
We’ll take you out to lunch
And flowers we will bring
Give you a Hallmark card
You know the kind that sings
We’ll do this all for you
Because we love you
It’s your day
It’s your day

Chorus
We are free to cook
(You are free to cook)
We are free to clean
(You are free to clean)
We will do this all for you
’cause our love for you is true
And it’s your day It’s your day

Ending Chorus
We are free to cook
(You are free to cook)
We are free to clean
(You are free to clean)
Soon you’ll have to sing this tune
Fathers day it comes in June
But it’s your day
Yes it’s your day

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Christian Cannibals

BusinessWeek’s cover story says Wal-Mart isn’t doing so well. They’re still growing, but not nearly like they were in earlier years. One reason: they’ve built so many stores that people are switching from one store to a newer one closer to them. New stores are cannibalizing existing stores.

Kinda like churches, I suppose.

Most church plants start with the intention of reaching the unreached. But too often, they morph into “just another church.” I’ve feared that about my own church. I think we’re reaching a lot of what my pastor calls “dechurched” people–folks with a church background, but who stopped attending for some reason. Are we touching, in any way, the never-churched who live around us? I don’t know. We continue attracting new people, and even this Sunday, I could look out on the congregation and see plenty of people whose stories I didn’t know.

Who is going after the hardcore pagans? The seriously lost non-Christians? I’m not sure I can name you a church in Fort Wayne that is doing that. Not that I’m an expert on Fort Wayne’s churches. But if such a church existed, I think I would probably know about it.

I live in Aboite, the affluent southwest side of Fort Wayne. We have two megachurches in Aboite–Emmanuel and The Chapel. I suspect that whenever a new church starts in Aboite, that they draw at least a few people away from Emmanuel and The Chapel. Every new church needs a core group (I guess?), and you gotta get it from someplace. That’s how Anchor started, with a core group from Emmanuel.

The Aboite churches can grow just from the continual influx of new people moving into the area. Are any growing primarily by reaching non-Christians? I don’t know. The same thing can be asked of Anchor’s community. We’ve developed a good relationship with four other churches in our zip code. Good churches with good people. But are any of us reaching the hard-core lost? Or do too many people in our zip code simply circulate, over the years, between the various churches? Just wondering.

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The Other Side of Disappointment

Two weeks ago, I posted about my disappointment of setting up a meeting with several 20-something young men, and then nobody showed up. I said I’d give it another week.

Well, last week three guys showed up. Dan, Allen, and RJ. We sat around a table in the sanctuary (our sanctuary seating includes four large round tables, and people flock to them), and I walked them through the bridge illustration. I just wanted to determine where they were in their understanding of the Gospel and their personal experience with Christ. I wrote out some questions for them to respond to before we started chatting, things like: “I consider myself a Christian,” “I think I’ll go to heaven when I die,” “It’s possible to know for certain that you’re going to heaven,” and a couple more. Each question had four possible responses: Yes, No, I Think So, I’m Not Sure.

I tell you, it was a lot of fun. They all drew out the bridge, and then we moved on to the three Campus Crusade circles (with Christ on the throne, with Christ at the foot of the throne, and with Christ not even in the circle). I find those very helpful in picturing the three types of lives.

We talked about sin and forgiveness and Christ’s death and eternal separation and “accepting Christ as Savior.” I did a lot of probing, and by the end of the hour, I felt confident that all three were, indeed, Christians. So I guess I’m not gonna get any notches in my belt.

This past Monday night, Dan and RJ showed up. I had typed out about eight subjects on a sheet of paper, and we informally discussed four of them–The Church, the Holy Spirit, the Bible, and Witnessing. I am very comfortable leading a free-flowing, unstructured discussion, and that’s what is required with these guys. I learned a great deal about them, things that surprised me. And they want to keep the discussion going next week.

So, disappointment turned into great reward for me.

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Among the Mennonites

Tonight we held our fourth community Lenten service, this one at the Mennonite church. I had never before really noticed the Church of Christ, the Presbyterian church, or this Mennonite church. Nor have I noticed the Methodist church where we’ll be next week. That’s pretty sad. These are fellow churches trying to reach our community, and I’ve been insulated from them. Sad.

But we’re getting past that. We’re learning a lot about each other, and that we have much in common.

I appreciated the Mennonite pastor and what he told us about Mennonite history and beliefs. Their pacifist stand is, obviously, a central piece of their puzzle. I do appreciate how the Mennonites are consistent in their pro-life ethic, as opposed to us “Republican evangelicals” who mix-and-match, depending on what our religious leaders tell us to believe–be anti-abortion but pro-death penalty, for instance. The Mennonites are consistent.

We United Brethren, with half of our roots being in the Mennonite tradition and half in the German Reformed, like it both ways when it comes to military service: it’s okay to fight, and it’s okay to be a conscientious objector. Me? There are aspects of pacifism that I just can’t reconcile (like: “How should we have responded to Pearl Harbor?” and other questions that Mennonites probably get tired of hearing). I’m fine with “just war” scenarios (yes to Afghanistan, no to Iraq, though I favored going there initially). I guess if I spent more time with Mennonites and heard their responses to my objections, understanding might occur. Heaven forbid.

I didn’t realize the “diaspora” element of being a Mennonite. To avoid compulsory military service, their people have moved from country to country. One nation might exempt them from military service, but a century later, some new regime takes over that “knows not Joseph.” And so, they have to either find a new country, or accept military service. That was very interesting to me.

These five churches are holding a joint Vacation Bible School for the second year. Last year it was at the Presbyterian church. This year the Mennonites will host it.

As we all ate together in their downstairs fellowship hall, it struck me that many people, particularly fundamentalists, would be highly suspect of what we’re doing. That amidst ecumenicalism, compromise and watering-down inevitably happens. Even some of you readers are looking at this warily. Aren’t you?

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Sharing Dessert with Our Presbyterian Brethren

We just got back from Grace Presbyterian Church. Five churches in our community are hosting a Sunday night get-together during the Lenten season, and tonight–the third week–was Grace’s turn. They’re part of the Presbyterian Church USA.

They have a woman minister, which is a problem with a lot of people in my denomination. But not with me, and not with my church. Pastor Barb is a wonderful person with a sharp sense of humor. During the question and answer time, she gave a superb answer to the question, “How to Presbyterians explain pre-destination?” (It was evidently a planted question designed to stump her, but she was game.)

The Presbyterians also put out the biggest spread. This is supposed to be just a soup supper, to keep it simple. But they pulled out the stops with the dessert table. Wow, what a feast! I had one bowl of vegetable barley soup, and then hit the dessert table several times.

I thoroughly enjoy these folks. My denomination began when a German Reformed minister and a Mennonite minister, sensing that they shared the same heart for God, embraced and said, “We are brethren.” Well, that’s how I feel about these Presbyterians.

It’s tragic that in so many communities, churches located near each other don’t make any efforts to get acquainted. The pastors may get together, but the congregations keep their distance. But as we’ve discovered with these five heretofore-unknown quantities in our neighborhood, churches of different denominations are much more alike than they realize. Pastor Barb talked about their structure, how they have elders and deacons who serve for life, and all of this was totally foreign to me–very different ways of doing things. But nothing I found disagreeable. They have a strong process for identifying and shepherding persons who feel called to the ministry–something that is a huge weakness in my denomination.

And as Barb talked about God’s Word, and about people coming to faith in Christ–this is what it’s all about, and, indeed, “We are brethren.”

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Getting Acquainted with Our Fellow Churches

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The crowd in our fellowship hall Sunday night.

Last night at church we did something intensely cool. We held a joint get-together with four other churches in our neighborhood: Grace Presbyterian, Trinity United Methodist, First Mennonite, and North Highlands Church of Christ. To make a difference in our neighborhood, it makes great sense, from a strategic standpoint, to join forces with other churches which want to make a difference. This is a baby step in that direction.

Actually, the first baby step came last spring, when Pastor Tim sent a letter to these pastors inquiring about working together. We held a joint Vacation Bible School last summer. And now, we’re going further during Lent.

For five Sunday nights, starting last night, we are holding a joint service at a different church. Anchor got things started last night. With the icy weather, the Oscars, and the big Chris Tomlin-Matt Redmon concert at Blackhawk Baptist Church, we didn’t have high hopes. We figured 50 would be a good number. But we ended up pretty much filling our basement fellowship hall with 75-80 people.

TimBarb_300.jpgGrace Presbyterian, led by the delightful Pastor Barb (that’s her on the right, taking photos, beside Pastor Tim), sent a big contingent. I spent a lot of time with them, and thoroughly enjoyed them. One young man, Steve, is a former atheist who became a Christian and, this summer, is headed for seminary. He hopes to eventually work in campus ministry, perhaps with Campus Crusade or InterVarsity.

Honestly, I don’t know much about Presbyterians. Haven’t had much contact with them during my 50 years, and have heard labels like “mainline” and “liberal” thrown their way (as if all Presbyterian groups are alike). We conservative evangelicals are adept at creating labels to separate us from other groups (though fundamentalists can be downright diabolical at it). We want to avoid contaminating our pure theology, I guess. I don’t think Jesus is too crazy about separatist attitudes.

The pastors agreed on a format for each evening. So last night, we started with a soup and dessert meal. Then we sang three songs which come out of our church’s tradition–in our case, “Take My Life and Let it Be” (though we Anchorized it with the Chris Tomlin version), “I’ll Fly Away,” and “This Little Light of Mine.” For the latter, when we got to the verse which says, “Shine all over Third Street” (where Anchor is located), we had each church insert their own church’s street. That was neat. Tim and Terry played guitars and sang, I played the piano, and Marsha sang.

After those three songs, Tim spoke informally and with lots of humor about Anchor and our denomination–theology, ministries, history, etc. It set a great tone.

Next week we’re at North Highlands Church of Christ. I can hardly wait. In reaching our neighborhood, the most strategic relationships we can develop are not with other United Brethren churches in Fort Wayne, but with other churches, regardless of affiliation, located in our neighborhood. We’ll discover which ones share our heart for really making an impact. This can only lead to good things.

The United Brethren church began when a Mennonite minister and a German Reformed minister, discovering that they shared the same spiritual passions, declared, “We are brethren.” I think they’d be pleased with what happened last night at Anchor.

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No More A/C

Somebody stole the church’s outside air-conditioning unit. Just backed up to the church, removed the big unit, and hauled it away. Probably gonna tear it apart for the copper and aluminum. Swell. At least we’re not exactly using it right now.

I guess a lot of this is happening. I’m sure that the scrap metal dealers, when they receive materials from air-conditioners, have no idea whatsoever that it might be stolen stuff.

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A Snowy Day at Church

Well, we finally got some snow. This has sure been an easy winter.

The first service was a bit down, because of the snow. Just a cozy 25 people. Tim improvised in a fun way. Our sanctuary has a dozen rows of chairs down the middle, and then three round tables on both sides. People enjoy sitting around the tables. Tim had everyone gather on one side, and we pushed the three tables together.

The worship team was all ready to start into our music package, but it didn’t seem right. We’d be facing straight out at the sanctuary, while everyone was off to the side around the tables. So we just skipped the music. Instead, Tim distributed hymnals (which we squirrel away in a back room) and let people pick out hymns to sing. A real blast from the past. I sat at the grand piano, hoping I would know the hymns. I knew all but one (and I probably knew that one–I just couldn’t get the tune in my head).

People picked hymns like “A Shelter in the Time of Storm,” “Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee,” “Ring the Bells of Heaven,” “Jesus Loves Me,” “Praise Him Praise Him,” and another five or so. First and last verse of each. It was fun.

We shared around the tables, and then Tim gave an abbreviated version of his sermon, sans Powerpoint slides.

It was an enjoyable service. A memorable one. It’s nice to improvise.

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Martin Luther King Day

Yesterday as part of the worship service, we watched 14 minutes of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech from 1963. Since we have two services, I watched it twice. And loved it. An incredible speech! A father and daughter gave some reflections on King–history, quotes, etc. And Pastor Tim talked about issues of racism, injustice, and prejudice.

It was a neat service. I can’t imagine many United Brethren churches doing anything like that. We’re a traditionally Republican denomination, and while we Republicans are not necessarily racists, we’ve never been known as civil rights activists, either. We leave that to Democrats.

In the churches of my childhood, if you asked people about Martin Luther King, the typical comment would have been, “He’s a Communist,” and maybe a reference to J. Edgar Hoover’s alleged file on King. Something like that. I didn’t grow up in churches with a social conscience. In fact, until now, I would say I’ve never attended a church with a social conscience. But hey, we sure believe the Bible!

Anyway, hearing King’s speech as part of a worship service was, to me, a very cool thing. It was also cool, as part of the prelude, playing Buffalo Springfield’s “It’s Worth It” (better known by the lines, “There’s something happening here, what it is ain’t exactly clear…It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound, everybody look what’s going down”). You wouldn’t hear that in many evangelical churches, either. I’m glad it’s okay at Anchor.

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