Things I Don’t Like

October 3, 2006 | Category: This or That

Little yappy dogs.
Spicy hot food.
Putting up Christmas lights.
Hockey.
Tank tops.
Movies involving the occult.
Stupid subdivision rules, like you can’t have a shed.
Prepositional phrases.
Fussing over biblical prophecy.
Winters with snow. I loved living in Arizona.
FOX News (a wholly owned subsidiary of the Bush Administration).
People who chew with their mouth open.
Splash pages on websites.
Upscale Christian colleges. Like the Bush Administration, they broaden the gap between the rich and poor, haves and have-nots.
Drummers who try to sing (Ringo, Phil Collins, Don Henley…).
Clams.
Nancy Grace. Like fingernails on a blackboard.
People who drive Hummers. They shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
Obnoxious ringtones. The cuteness factor wore off years ago.
Mail-in rebates. Don’t make me jump through hoops to get a discount.
Dress shoes.
Blood tests. I’m a wimp.
Anything but the aisle seat on airplanes.
Dress shoes.
Singing choruses over and over.
Tomato juice.
Restrictions on how women can serve in a church.
Choosing teams. Requires that someone get chosen last.
Gas stations that make you pay inside. I won’t use them.
KMart and CVS Pharmacies.
Hotels with outdoor access to rooms.
Pipe organs.
Email forwards which still contain all the header crap from previous senders.
Call waiting. It’s just plain rude.
Taco pizza.
Attending Sunday school in a church I’m visiting.
People who talk on cell phones in restaurants.