The Fox News Blondes

Has anyone else noticed all the blondes in ridiculously short skirts on Fox News? Yes, in fact, many people have noticed. Just Google “Fox News blondes.” Lots of chatter on this subject.

I don’t watch Fox News, normally, but I regularly flip through it (channel 82) on my journey from CNN (80) to MSNBC (84). And quite often, what you see is a blonde in a very short skirt. The morning Fox & Friends show, in particular, showcases a fabric-deficient blonde sitting between two bimbos of the testosterone persuasion.

Another is E. D. Hill, whose journalist acumen deduced that Barack and Michelle Obama’s fist-jab was actually a diabolical terrorist signal of some kind. I understand that Fox News responded today by canceling her show, which opens another slot for the teeming multitude of unemployed blonde goddesses.

Now, I’m not criticizing blondes. I’m sure that all of these stunning women carry impeccable journalistic credentials and can correctly identify a cold air mass moving across the Plains States. I’m just saying.

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