Last Sunday, my pastor talked some about creation order, including Paul’s teaching that men have authority over women because Adam was created before Eve. And so I mused.
Cats and dogs were created before Adam. Therefore, our pets should have authority over us humanoids.
However, while dogs are too dumb to understand this, cats are fully aware of their authority and exercise it with reckless abandon. Cats, indeed, should be worshipped. And they know it.