Yearly Archives: 2008

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Here are some word-related useless facts. Being a wordsmith, I found them interesting, though I don’t require that you find them similarly interesting.

  • “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  • “Lollipop” is the longest word typed with only the right hand.
  • “Typewriter” is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  • “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt.”
  • The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
  • Only two English words contain all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
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Celebrities Dressed Like Christians

This is hysterical–photos of celebrities and what “type” of Christian they represent. I especially like the shots of Ryan Seacrest as “The Relevant Pastor,” Diane Keaton as the “Show No Skin Fundamentalist,” Justin Long as “The campus Crusade for Christ Leader,” and Joan Lunden as “The Hot Homeschooling Mom.”

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How Many Five-Year-Olds Could I Beat Up?

This is wrong, just so wrong. But I took the test. And it turns out that I could fight off 15 five-year-olds at once. That does not sound like anything to brag about. In fact, I feel downright wimpy.

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What Makes a Distinctive Rock Group

Coming home from Indianapolis Saturday, I listened to Creed’s “My Sacrifice” and realized, “There’s a group I miss.” Then I thought of Guns ‘N Roses, another band with a distinctive sound and a collection of great songs. Miss them, too. Nobody has replaced Creed or Guns ‘N Roses. They were unique.

What makes a band unique and memorable? This is what I thought about much of the way home. I decided on these traits:

  1. Great songs.
  2. An overall distinctive sound, unlike anyone else.
  3. A distinctive front man who is a big part of that distinctive sound.

And I began thinking of other groups that meet those criteria. Groups that, if they went away, would be missed. Or groups that have gone away, like Creed and GNR, and their sound is missed. These are the bands I came up with:

  • The Beatles (obviously)
  • Rolling Stones
  • Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Boston
  • REM
  • Beach Boys
  • U2

And that’s about it. I considered Green Day, while listening to “I Walk Alone.” I considered Bon Jovi (a great body of work, distinctive lead singer, but not a distinctive enough sound overall). Aerosmith, Kiss, Eagles, the Who–no. Heart–closer. Springsteen–great songs, but you can’t pin him down to a certain sound. Styx–real close, but I’ll say no for now. Various singers, like David Bowie, sported a distinctive sound but weren’t associated with a specific band, so they don’t count.

Any groups you would include?

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Tactics Vs. Goals

From Seth Godin’s blog: “Persistence isn’t using the same tactics over and over. That’s just annoying. Persistence is having the same goal over and over.”

We hear people, and churches, say, “We already tried that before, and it didn’t work.” Are they referring to the goal, or the tactics for accomplishing that goal? If the goal remains worthy, just try different tactics to accomplish it. But don’t say, “We tried to accomplish that goal, and it didn’t work.”

That kid who beat me in the table tennis tournament on Saturday–if I played him again, I would definitely need different tactics.

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Light Vs. Dark Office Space

Do you prefer working in light, or dark? A company called Rackspace has two sections to its corporate office: a lights-on section, and an all-dark section. People have different preferences, and in progressive high-tech startup companies, they can actually cater to it.

I like working in the dark. Just me and the computer screen. You don’t see anything else. You can really focus, without distractions (or glare). I’ve occasionally worked in darkness, though it’s been a while. It somehow just doesn’t seem right. But now, Rackspace has legitimized the concept.

I wonder how my coworkers would feel if, tomorrow, I didn’t turn my lights on. Just worked in the dark. I’m designing a website. That would really help me focus totally on my work. I’m afraid my coworkers might consider it a bit weird, even creepy. But…should I care?

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Old Guys Can Still Have Glory Days

stevetrophy_200.jpgAge 51, and still winning athletic trophies. Yay me.

Played in a table tennis tournament in Indianapolis today. I have a rating of 1081 with the US Table Tennis Association. I entered the Under 1250 and under 1450 categories, and ended up winning 7 of 8 matches. Altogether, a good day for me. I actually won the Under 1250 category, and brought home a nice trophy. Had to beat up on one youngster while his parents watched.

Last summer, in cleaning out the basement, I threw away all my old tennis trophies. Didn’t see the point in keeping them. What am I going to do with this table tennis trophy? Should I set it on my keyboard tomorrow at church?

My only loss came in the Under 1450, to an Asian middle-schooler who skunked me, 3-0. This kid was small– probably still needed to use a car seat. I’m a better player and higher rated, but he snuck up on me. As it was, I ended up in a three-way tie in our initial four-person round-robin, beating the other two guys handily. But one of them beat the Asian kid 3-0, and that broke the tie. That guy moved on instead of me. Bummer.

But hey–I still took home a trophy. Mom said she was proud of me.

Four players from our Fort Wayne club participated. Sean Fitzgerald won the Under 1850 group without losing a game. So our club did pretty well.

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Unwelcome, Late-Night Visitors at Church

Sunday night, some mischief-makers broke into the church. We couldn’t find anything that was stolen, though I understand some things were, indeed, taken. They also:

  • Jammed the photocopier.
  • Jammed the paper shredder.
  • Turned on the computer in the sound booth and accessed porn sites.
  • Broke off all the nobs on the lightbox.
  • Changed all the settings on the soundboard.
  • Moved all the nobs on my keyboard.
  • Did other stuff.

Someone was also in the church Saturday night. Pat, the administrative assistant, noticed that stuff in her office had been disturbed. The worship team, always the first to arrive, noticed a downstairs door open.

Last night at music practice, I couldn’t figure out why my usual piano setting sounded so sharp and loud. Then I noticed that all of the sound adjustment nobs were maxed out.

Pam couldn’t get the monitor working, which means the worship team won’t have the benefit of lyrics this Sunday.

I just learned that the culprits, two boys, were caught and will be doing community service. Such is life at Anchor.

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Dream-Killing Debts

One more note from Mark Cuban’s post about destiny, which I referred to Monday. He wrote:

The greatest obstacle to destiny is debt, both personal and financial. The more people you are obligated to, the harder it is to focus on yourself and figure things out….Financial debt is the ultimate dream killer. Your first house, car, whatever stuff you might want to buy are going to be the primary reasons you stop looking for what makes you the happiest.

A lotta truth there. I hear a lot about bright young people who feel called to missionary service, but college debts keep them tied to the States until they can pay down those debts. Meanwhile, their commitment to missions dissipates. Sad, sad.

Churches run into dream-killing debt issues with overly-ambitious building programs. The demands of debt create a constant distraction from the church’s mission. Way too much time at board meetings focuses on money issues.

But Cuban also mentions “personal” debts to “people you are obligated to.” Sometimes missionaries return from the field to care for an ailing parent; I can’t fault that. In a book I wrote about our missionary work in Honduras, I learned about an incredible missionary named Betty Brown who did just that.

But sometimes, the reason is that a parent isn’t on board with your missionary call, or can’t stand being separated, or whatever. They put up a fuss, and the missionary feels compelled to return (or not go in the first place). What would I do in such situations? Well, I don’t have to worry about that, because my parents would be thrilled if Pam and I became missionaries.

At any rate, Cuban’s words about personal and financial debts being dream-killers are well noted.

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“It is Good, and It is Love, and It is Triumphant”

This is a pretty amazing post on the Swerve blog, the words of a young woman who, at 26, succumbed to cancer. Oh, to have a love for and experience with God like Katie.

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